Monday, December 12, 2011
Gitin the gitin stuff is an extremely confusing goal. Billy has no idea of how to git the gitin stuff. Billy wonders about what makes up the chemical composition of gitin stuff and wonders why Billy seems to have a like charge to gitin stuff and thus repels gitin stuff. Shiney Tasteys are also a confusing proposition. Billy is alowed to see shineys but not taste tasteys in the presense of shineys. Billy is blindfolded when he tastes tasteys to ensure he may see no shineys. This confuses Billy and he has declared it Mean!
Billy has also puzzled at a curious breed of critters known as gitters. Gitters are always gittin the gittin stuff no matter what and seem to have an opposite charge to gittin stuff so they always attract the gittin stuf! Gitters are also allowed by the bad people to see shineys while tastin the tasteys! They also may taste tasteys while they see shineys. Billy has decided that this is Mean!
Billy lived in a town where he projected a bright lite that was invisible to most around him. It was a parking lot world of antisocial haze that penetrated his mind with an alienated 7th grade feel. Ever since Billy got out of school, he had entered a 7th grade whirlpool abyss of an invisible life. Billy spent many dreamy waking moments on the side of the road and walking across parking lots in a haze hoping the invisible hand of some mega spirit director would show him the way. Billy looked around at the girls in the mall and said hi but they walked by and he felt like an invisible 7th grader.
Billy was really bored and decided to lye around with a shirt over his eyes. Billy didn't know if it was day or nite and had many dreams but met no wisdom that would penetrate his waking haze. Everything always reset when he awoke and all insight evaporated into nowhere world.
Teddy Man Nucleus, an invisible buddy, told Billy to go to Delusional Dream City and chase a magic dragon called Happy Happy but Billy feared he would be homeless and have to jump rope for old men. Teddy Man Nucleus kept teasing Billy about his broken dreams but Billy had to figure out the secret of his invisibility before he would chase the dragon called, Happy Happy, or was he already chasing him?
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Charlie McComber spent 1980 as a fetus. He absorbed the radio waves and thought waves and jammed to Altered images' hit, "Happy Birthday", in 1981, the year when McComber was unleashed on the world of the 80's!